It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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