dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
