Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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