so explain again why im purple
no
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Randomize
