I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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