i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
porn star boner night. come get it.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
You left your phone here
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