Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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