yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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