didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
