remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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