He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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