their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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