All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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