This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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