if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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