My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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