I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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