Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
should my penis look like a turkey
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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