So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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