never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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