I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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