We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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