Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
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