Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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