babies were throwing up all over the place
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
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