someone get that fucking seahorse.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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