I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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