I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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