its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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