Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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