grandma shit on top of the toilet
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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