If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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