Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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