i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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