yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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