Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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