I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
