Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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