So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I wish life had little blips of pornography
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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