it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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