Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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