I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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