You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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