i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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