its not stalking. its research.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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