I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
