He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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