with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
He told me they were just razor bumps!
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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