just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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