She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
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