She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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